of course we cute, we black ✿
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hi my name is celina. i'm 17 and from new zealand. not actually black but origins are from oriental central and still kawaii af. if you've found my blog and we know each other in real life, judge me.Links
oldprickbitches
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via thathilariousasian)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via laughcentre)
gendercake
my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls
(via sexyegbert)
usingtimewisely
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
(via ohio-is4-lovers)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via sexyegbert)
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
(via humoristics)
maxterbate
if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock
real eyes realise real lies
(via orgasmic-humor)
londoniers
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
(via laughcentre)
